UPDATED Sunday, August 24, 2003. It's been a while, but I guess I just can't let go...
Well not much of an update. The sounds still work, much to my amazement. Saw "The Producers" at the Pantages in LA last week. Great show. Jason was awesome.
Well, I was gonna use this site to host my images for ebay, but by accident, I deleted my "Losers" main index. Smart. Well, I'm too lazy to put anything together, so I made this the index.html page once again. This site started out as a George Costanza page anyways.
At this point, I have seen every Seinfeld episode, at least thrice, and they never get old. Thanks to the wonders of file-sharing on the college campus, my HD is filled with my favorite episodes. Gotta love technology.
Thanks for all the e-mail you people have sent me...sorry if I can't answer them all...actually I answered none of them...but I do read them...I recommend the little Seinfeld book I'm advertising at the bottom...It brought tears to my eyes when I read it...well...almost...but I was chopping a few onions at the time...
I have an extensive collection of sounds mostly in wav format. Some of these sounds I some found from other pages, some are exclusively available here, unless some guy copied them off my page. In addition, I have pics that I got off some other people. Please sign the guestbook so that I could get some kind of feedback and suggestions.
I set up this site as a tribute to my favorite Seinfeld character, the one and only "Lord of the Idiots", Mr. George Louis Costanza.
Sound Library: Sound files
mostly in wav format. UPDATED DECEMBER 6, 2000
Pics: George Costanza pictures.
Movies: Still doesn't work
Selected Scripts : Some of my favorite
episodes, in script form. UPDATED DECEMBER 6, 2000
Bio: Stuff about the man behind George,
Jason Alexander. A critical filmography is included. It's under construction, so
don't bother going.
Links Page: More Seinfeld pages and other
areas of interest.
Please....Sign my Guestbook.
You could also View My Guestbook.
Post a Message on my Web Board
if you like.
A Seinfeld Webring which I'm not really
part of, but the pages in it are pretty good.
Back to the TV Losers Main Page

A wise man once said.....
The show dealt with such detailed minutiae of life that everyone recognized themselves
in the program. Most people don't work in a newsroom and fewer still work in an emergency
room. Yet these situations are presented time and time again on television, and they're
alien to most audiences. We were people who worked in an office or as an assistant to an
assistant. Or we were between jobs. We lived in the city, we went to the bank, parked our
cars. People said, "I know what that's like." The show was about them. But we
also said to the audience, "Don't worry about anything other than laughing. You don't
have to invest in us as characters. You don't have to feel sorry for us. We don't grow. We
don't learn. We are only here to make you laugh."
- Jason Alexander
If you want to buy the book, click on it. If you want any other books, go to Amazon.com. I should have a search box in here somewhere, but I decided not to put it in because some people might deem it sexually accusing. I also don't have a clue on how to put it up. I'll settle for this crappy graphic link below.
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